Rivers and streams.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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sludgewizard666

  • if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
  • take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
  • fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
  • now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

some others i found in the notes

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ninjakittycomics

When you find yourself in a loop, ask yourself which one of these applies?

(also i love all the fun translations Tumblr has made)

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When you find yourself

in a loop, ask yourself which

one of these applies?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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partywithponies

YOU CAN'T JUST PUT "DEAD DOVE" OR "DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT" OR "DEAD DOVE CONTENT" WITHOUT ANY FURTHER TAGS OR WARNINGS

IT LITERALLY MEANS "HEED THE TAGS" "YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED" IT'S LITERALLY MEANINGLESS WITHOUT ANY FURTHER TAGS OR WARNINGS

YOU'VE JUST SAID "BE WARNED" TO ME AND THEN LEFT WITHOUT ELABORATING

BE WARNED OF WHAT? BE WARNED OF WHAT???

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YOU’VE JUST SAID “BE WARNED”

TO ME AND THEN LEFT WITHOUT

ELABORATING

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

rebagel some clever queue tag