You ain't a beauty, but hey, you're alright.

btw if you describe vaginal fluids as sweet or anything of the sort you’ve immediately given away to your audience that you have never gone down on...

waiting-for-the-tardis:

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

now when i hear “good feeling” i want to punch something

I NO LONGER GET GOOD FEELINGS OK

was I the only one that cried actual tears of sadness (not laughter induced)? Because it made me really sad, but...

when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop

When you realize your hero is falling and you can’t save him no matter how hard you try.

runningtothefinish:

runningislife:

Not to say “I’ll just have water.” Instead, I will say, “Water, please,” or, “I’ll have water.”...