You ain't a beauty, but hey, you're alright. |
I'm Jessica. I'm nineteen years old, bisexual, and a junior Political Science and French major at the University at Albany. A recovering alcoholic, a hockey fanatic, the most low-maintenance person you'll ever meet, lover of all things Bruce Springsteen.
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Michael Del Zotto shooting the puck at the camera
wow
yikes
He broke the ‘spensive cameraaaa hahahaa
(via b-g-r)
(Source: buffaloveafinogenov61)
I think if I leave right now I can get to Häagen-Dazs before it closes…
(Source: darthvanek)
Henrik Lundqvist allows two goals.
Bobrovski allows one.
Other than that, not much.
Oh, and Henrik Lundqvist is still awesome.
(Source: four-on-foreplay)
(Source: four-on-foreplay)
He’s probably the best hockey analyst ever.
(via everydayiamswagelin)
(via everydayiamswagelin)
(Source: hydrogene)
It’s my game.
Your game.
Canada’s game. America’s game. Russia’s game. Finland’s game.
It’s the future NHL first round draft pick that’s only learning to skate’s game.
It’s the 18 year old prospect getting ready for the draft’s game.
It’s the retired hall of famer’s game.
It’s my dad, a 46 year old guy that never played past high school, but still plays pick up today’s game.
It’s my 13 year old sisters game.
It’s whoever decides to fall in love with it’s game.
I will always respect the Canadian heritage and the fact that yes, without Canada, we would not have hockey. But hockey does not belong to any singular nation or person. It belongs to whoever chooses to watch it.
Hockey is for everyone. It’s a game to be shared, because it’s the greatest game on Earth.
Don’t tell me that American’s can’t love hockey just because they’re American. Because guess what? I’m an American, and this game was my first love. This game you see, has been the biggest part of my life since I was 6 months old. I’m a proud American hockey player and fan, and I can guarantee you I am just as passionate about this game as any Canadian.
Can I have Brayden Schenn for Christmas?
btw if you describe vaginal fluids as sweet or anything of the sort you’ve immediately given away to your audience that you have never gone down on...
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
now when i hear “good feeling” i want to punch something
I NO LONGER GET GOOD FEELINGS OK

If they keep it up, they are gunna be buying the items in that aisle.
was I the only one that cried actual tears of sadness (not laughter induced)? Because it made me really sad, but...
when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop
When you realize your hero is falling and you can’t save him no matter how hard you try.
Not to say “I’ll just have water.” Instead, I will say, “Water, please,” or, “I’ll have water.”...