February 2011
That awkward moment when you've blown your nose so...
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Just got my first E-Board Meeting email...
I feel so damn important.
i'm going to drown myself in tylenol and cough...
eagertowin:
I WILL FIGHT IT
but i’m going to try and go to bed.
FIGHT THIS OFF
I don’t use Tylenol and cough medicine. I use…ORANGE JUICE. Lots and lots and lots and lots of orange juice.
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That awkward moment when you find out the book you...
@idreamofaussies
Thanks! My mom got it for me for Christmas and I just got it up here today… It makes me so happy!
One thing I hate about being a girl:
myworldasdestiny:
My parents think I’ll get raped wherever I go.
And I’m like, “Have you seen me?”
GPOY.
January 2011
more-ali-less-muhammad asked: <3 <3 <3
Just cuz I know you said you needeed a lot fo inbox love. :)
Just cuz I know you said you needeed a lot fo inbox love. :)
turdfighter asked: <3
Anonymous asked: <3
Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get,...
islovemyfriend:
fredredrika:
Let’s try this again.
gonna reblog this again, cause it was fun.
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Listening to "American Pie" always brings back...
I miss those days. The ones where I’d sit in my dad’s baby blue (and rusting) 1980-something Ford Ranger and sing the words I knew…the chorus… at the top of my lungs. “Bye, bye, Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry. Them good ol’ boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye singin’ ‘This’ll be the day that I die,...
A week and a half back at school...
…and I’m already sick? Awesome.
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Jessica's Honors College Application Essay.
To me, being in the Honors College provides many more opportunities than just being in regular college. I have researched the course offerings and many of them are appealing to me. This spring, I am taking four French courses as well as two Political Science courses in order to attempt to meet my major requirements by May of 2012 so that I can achieve my dream of graduating college...
So, I don’t hear from you for almost a month. Then you text me and ask me if I want to “hang out sometime.” Out of absolutely nowhere. Just out of the blue. Well, I don’t know. I mean, right now I’m just trying to keep all of my options open.
There should be a SAG drinking game.
Every time they show the genitals of the stupid statue: 1 shot.
Every time they show Hilary Swank: 1 shot.
Every time they play someone out: 1 shot.
My liver’s crying already.
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"But how can I say no to the man I love? I can't...
Angie Harmon, you look absolutely awful.
I LOVE YOU, BETTY WHITE!
TELL ME SOMETHIN' GOOD. TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME.
Screen Actors Guild Awards!
TEAM STAAL
Why do I not posses the mental capacity to make a...
danclark:
Are you serious?! Do I need to give you a Tumblr Tutorial?! It’s so easy!
The library on Saturday is such a sad place to be.
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By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright.
I've decided. I'm getting my ears pierced.
If I end up not liking them, I can always take them out. Is it odd that I get an urge to pierce my ears about every five years? I got my ears pierced the first time in 4th grade, the second time as a freshman in high school, and now as a freshman in college.
I change the date on my homework to make it seem...
floralflowers:
and they say we kids are dumb?
I wish I could do this on BlackBoard.
how do you say gif i mean do you say it as gif...
struckbythebolts:
ensencrackles:
captainackles:
I say it like gift.
WITH THE J LIKE MAH FAVORITE PEANUT BUTTAAAAAAAAAH.
It’s so sad tonight. All I want is someone to lay in bed with me and hold me tight. Not sex, nothing special. Just lay here with me. I’m lonely.
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Just when I’d stopped opening doors, finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours, making my entrance again with my usual flair, sure of my lines, no one is there.
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Sometimes I hate that “I’m Not That Girl” is my song. It describes me so perfectly no matter what.
“Every so often we long to steal to the land of ‘What-Might-Have-Been’, but that doesn’t soften the ache we feel when reality sets back in.”
Ugh, thank goodness the nasty anon finally left me alone.
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The ones who stay can find each other in the...
ohmaegan asked: Vagina.