Rivers and streams.

thrvstinq:

I wanna make you laugh hard, but I wanna make you cum harder

iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

xplosivediarrhea:

i love this so much

xplosivediarrhea:

i love this so much

kindoflikehitlerwithadashofsexy:

jachtagelclarineduro:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

This legitimately made me laugh out loud

arnoldschoenberg:

things i want from a relationship:

  • musical theatre duets

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

Life Update

So things have been going well and I haven’t really been keeping up on my tumblr too much…which is very unlike me.

SO… Previously in Jessica’s Life:

  • I have been serving as the Special Assistant to the Directors for the last week because my boss was deployed to the disaster in Washington State.
  • I have scheduled three job interviews (Friday, Monday, Tuesday) for three different positions. (Two AmeriCorps VISTA positions, one FEMA Region II position.)
  • I am in talks for a fourth interview for another FEMA job.
  • I just got a Twitter shoutout from one of my coworkers.
  • I updated our team website. (You should check it out if you haven’t already!)
  • My boss followed me on Instagram today. (You should too.)
  • AND my girlfriend is awesome. (But everyone already knew that.)

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website



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Jess. Twenty-one, lesbian, college graduate, Francophile, hopeless and hopeful, lover of all things Bruce Springsteen, dreamer, good deed doer. FEMA Corps Class XX, Perry Point, MD!